Thursday, 14 September 2017

Pim-Pom

          "Yeah... look at our new Bike!" a father says to his three years old son putting him on the tank of the bike. Didn't he have anything else to show him? No!, only horn! and because it can whistle and we all love sounds!. The next moment the child grabs the bike, his baby fingers finds the tempting button of the bike!. You know what happens next .."Peepp...Peeepp...Peepp!... Peeeee.." and the child goes "aya..ayan...yaaan...yaaya"!. Then four more people around and Gokhale uncle from his balcony pretend to be admiring the bike and at the same time starts thinking 'which one should I get rid of first, the baby or the horn!'.

          I don't understand what is so much fascinating about horns, I don't like them at all. You know, crazy people try to set a distinct horn to their vehicles, only to show how much weird they are! Can you imagine how would a dog sound if you snatch a bread out of its mouth ? "Bhhooowwn", exactly! I remember, there used to be a van in our market with this frightening sound. Truck's horns are the best, they are the only place where Himesh Reshmmiya's songs are still played. Loud, sound in rhythm, you could hear them from miles away, if set so, otherwise they can make you jump two feet in the air, raising your heartbeats.

          In my school time, at Environment lecture, I never understood the term 'Noise Pollution'. Being in a rural place in a small village and where your shout can reach to last alley, it was hard for me to imagine 'noise'. Until now, in Mumbai, I live with it, my day starts with noise and even if I shut my ears and fall asleep, it continues. No, I can not blame the city as I know, only we people have made it a hard place to live. Everyday, getting onto my bike to leave for office, I instruct myself that 'I will not loose my temper to any idiot on the path, at least today', but I am still waiting for that quiet and peaceful day. While I try to make my way through a herd of bullocks, some idiots put their finger on horn button and completely forget to release it. The sprouted horn whistle first travels in all possible directions then reaches my ears, thrashes onto and then the signal travels to my half frozen brain, my brain gets attention of the fool and my eyes casts gaze at the fool and my mouth spits "साले...नया लगाया क्या बे हॉर्न !"


          My bikes horn is such an antique piece which only works when it is raining. I don't know what happens inside it, only water make it blow! as we always say 'Water is life', I think my bike's horn has heard it somewhere. All other time I ride without it, initially my finger wiggled a bit but then I got accustomed to it. Surprisingly it hasn't affected me much, instead knowing the fact that my bike is unable to speak, I drive more carefully. I am not asking you to throw off your vehicle horns, all I am trying to say is there is little amount of percentage where we can contribute to our society to maintain it's peace.

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